WHATS OCCURIN', ROO?

[NORA LAMBERT.]

so I cba to make this attractive which is news for me because I like things to look pretty and sexaaay and yum and fab. I'm going to do sort sentence facts because tiggs is calling me ASAP and I'm meant to be posting but I don't have time and am lazy.

I'm called roo, and have been FORAGES. I'm seventeen. I'm learning to drive next week. I'm a massive wuss. I'm tall. I have small feet for my height. tiggs is my biffles. I wear a RED coat and it's scandalous. I like to read absolute trash. t.swizzle is my home slice. I bake a lot, now I mention slices. I r blonderoo. I add eroo onto a lot. I am shit at French. I took French for a level. I'll be getting my failure results next Thursday. I hate cooked peppers. and generally am a picky eater. I LOVE pigs and red pandas. we don't have a bath, only showers. I have a girlcrush on Hermione.
moths scare me quite a bit o.o. I think I have arthritis I click so much. I have a job in a shoe shop. I hate working. I'm notoriously lazy. but also notorious for making complicated plots. so win win I guess. I go out with my budskis for a few brewskis often. I have a boyf called Jamie. he's the bees knees. I often like songs for one line. I can't sing. not even a bit. but I love to. I have two brothers, who when I was little used to tell me I'd be the one out of three to get cancer. I actually really love them. one strips off while I'm on webcam a lot. the other is an arrogant ass, but all my friends think he's hawt. that really bothers me more than I let on. I have very bad circulation, but I wear flip flops a lot anyway. I'm pretty damn sharp with make up. I could go into make up artistry if I wanted, but I want to be an ed psych instead. I love kids and I'm a natural with them. I'm a hoe for marshmallows. I need a new hairbrush and toothbrush. I love my hand cream. caramelised onions are my FAVOURITE vegetable. I hate when my ipod autocorrects to American spellings. I speak like a commoner, appaz, because I say bath, not barrrrrth like SOME PEOPLE -coughhackweezetigger- andddd that's it.

<33333333333333333333 feel free to question.

ps. I'm a TOTAL STAR TREK NERD. and in a fleet, so if you're interested ;D

[TRAVIS LAMBERT.]

BUT BATH IS THE PROPER WAY TO SAY IT. THERE IS NO R IN THERE. D:

[NORA LAMBERT.]

DAMN RIGHT.