Post by JASPER HUNTER. on Aug 13, 2010 13:47:46 GMT
jasper franklin hunter ---------------
yo home slice, whazzzzzzup? ahahaa, no, seriously. I'm not that big of a douche.. I hate wite people who want to be black. I mean seriously, what the fuck? YOU'RE NOT BLACK, HOME BOY. YOU'RE WHITER THAN MY BARE ASS. GET OUT. I'd never speak like that.. I'm a bamf, thus have more self respect. R E S P E C T .. I don't know the rest of the words. Sorrrrrry! I know you'd love to here my shithot voice. Seriously, my talents even astound me. I am astounding. Some call me arrogant.. really, I think we all know the synonym for that reads "fantastic awesome sexy human being". You're lying to yourself if you disagree, clearly. I'm an only child because I'm so awesome - my parents thought "oh noo! we'll never get anything better!" so bam. What do they do? You don't already KNOW the names Cecelia and Leonard Hunter?! Wow, you're a dumbass.. I mean, no offence, but where you have you been all your life?! Under a rock? Well, it certainly wasn't a rock with diamonds, because then you'd know that my dad is one of the biggest diamond distribution companies in the.. well, world I guess. At least I think that's right.. all I know if he's loaded and as a result, I've been pretty privileged. My mum is the owner of C Salons which feature across the world, and she makes quite a considerable amount of money for someone who started out as a hairdresser.. Really, I should go into business.. but I'm big on animals. I love riding horses and going hunting - even shooting I find enjoyable. God put these creatures here for us to eat, damnit! Fucking vegetarians.. they're all a bit.. weird. But nevermind that. I have a dog called Sirius.. yeah.. fuck you, Harry Potter was badass! YOU KNOW IT WAS, SHUT UP. and no twilight was not better. Who do you think you are?! Ponce.. yes, that's right, you better leave. or what? OR WHAT?! I'll.. you know.. well.. not do a whole much. I'm pretty laid back really, and I mean well.. but you are, without a doubt, a wanker. Goodnight to you, good sir. oh.. wait? what? This is an interview? Really? Hot damn.. my bad. I thought we were just chatting.. hmph. Well.. okay.. I am twenty one years old and my birthday is November. Guess the date! Go on.. guess! The fifteenth? WOW.. no. Of course not, you moron. It's the first! Do you not know me at all?! Jeez, of course it's the first.. I'm number one! To describe me in three words would be to limit me. Fine.. FINE! I'm doing it! Umm.. okay.. romantic, handsome and.. ambitious. I am a romantic - I like to wine and dine my ladies, get them some presents, you know.. the whole shebang. It just so happens occassionally I ever so accidentally don't do this and sleep with them... yeah.. my bad. But hey ho, c'est la vie and all that jazz. Currently I'm opening my own stables.. I'm gonna have pony trekking, lessons, all sorts of stuff.. It's going to be awesome! I plan on getting it done in a few months, which is ambitious.. but I'm driven. I see what I want and I do and get it... is that enough? No? God, you are a picky induvidual. I'm not, I'm pretty laid back, esspecially about people I socialise with. I've come from a big, pretentious backround, but I'm not myself. Not at all.
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