Post by COLE O'BRYAN on Jul 25, 2010 1:25:39 GMT
cole dillon o'bryan. --------------------
number one i was named after my grandfathers. one was named dylan and the other was nicknamed cole sometime in his lifetime. the name stuck and my parents went with it when i came out with a dick instead of a vagina ( there were going to name be elena up until that point ... ) number two you don't fucking talk about fight club ... just saying. number three i'm twenty. i was born on december second. fuck yeah december babies.number four i surf and do a lot of other sports. soccer being the main one. number five don't play the bitch card on me, i'll shit on you and then make sure you can't bathe for a week. not literally of course. but expect some shit-talking to go down if you start with me. number six i don't like conflict. it might seem like that's a lie, but it's true. just because i stand up for myself quickly doesn't mean i like hurting your feelings. just don't try to be a dick to the dick. got it? number seven i'm not very good at organization; if it wasn't for my sister, i sure as fuck wouldn't be able to get dressed in the morning. number eight sex with strangers is disgusting. just saying. number nine i hate popular music until it's not popular anymore. number ten i hate most alcoholic beverages, but give me some rum and i'll be drunk within the next two hours. number eleven i hate dogs and i already own two cats, i named them motley and georgie. number twelve i hate facebook but i still use it anyways so i don't get harassed by my friends. number thirteen i hate huge cities and i plan on moving out to the south once i get done with college shit and possibly get a girl. number fourteen i'm a secret nerd. i study for everything and i try to get straight a's. number fifteen anything that's a color you don't normally see in food disgusts me ( blue, purple, pink, y'know. ) number sixteen i'm whiter than wonderbread and rarely go out in the sun for long due to the fact that i fucking burn. and i mean i burn so badly people actually think i'm a lobster. no joke. number seventeen i wanna dye my hair black, but i know i'd look ridiculous. number eighteen despite the fact that i'll make out and feel up girls, i've never had sex before in my life. i'm sorta a christian when it comes to that shit. number nineteen i'm a night owl and hate getting up in the daytime. number twenty ... i hate doing this kind of shit but do it just to pass the time.
ESTELLE. SIXTEEN. EASTERN. TOM FELTON. NONE. EREBOS.
