JONES, dino

[DINO JONES.]

dino harley jones. ---------------------

1. DO YOU WATCH SPORTS?
no, not really. kinda bores me.
2. WHAT SPORT DO YOU LIKE BEST?
i, uh, dont watch sport.
3. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE TEAM?
ffs.
4. WHAT ARE 3 OF YOUR FAVORITE ACTION FILMS?
i dont really watch too many films.
5. 3 FAVORITE HORROR FILMS?
eden lake. and uh, i actually cannot think of anything else.
6. 3 FAVORITE COMEDY FILMS?
bounty hunter. hangover. couples retreat.
7. 3 FAVORITE SCI.FI FILMS
no way.
8. DO YOU WATCH THE ENGLISH PREMIERSHIP (SOCCER)?
didnt i say i dont watch sport?
9. DO YOU OWN A GAME CONSOLE?
i do.
10. WHICH ONE?
playstation two.
11. WHAT ARE 3 OF YOUR FAVOURITE VIDEO GAMES?
tony hawk. gta. i only have those two.
12. DO YOU LIKE GADGETS?
i guess?
13. HAVE YOU EVER GONE PAINT BALLING?
yeah man.
14. IF NOT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO?
i would like to go again maybe.
15. HAVE YOU EVER SHOT A GUN?
paintballing count?
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC GENRE?
rock and indie, i suppose.
17. WHO ARE 3 OF YOUR FAVOURITE SINGERS/BANDS?
all time low. boys like girls. 3oh!3
18. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORE A SUIT?
i think when i was three. for my parents wedding.
19. DO YOU LIKE TALKING ON THE PHONE?
depends who to. but yeah.
20. 2 THINGS YOU HAVE DONE BUT WOULD NOT DO AGAIN?
this survey? naw. uh, heroin. bad bad stuff. and, uh, stay up a whole week just relying on cider.
21. DO YOU STILL PLAY WITH TOYS?
(; no. do you?
22. DO YOU OWN ANY TOYS?
i still have a few from when i was a little kid.
23. DO YOU WATCH MLS GAMES?
wtf is mls?
24. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OVERSEAS?
yeah, i go to greece most years.
25. DO YOU KNOW WHERE IRAQ IS?
middle east? next to egypt?
26. DO YOU REMEMBER PEOPLES BIRTHDAYS?
nah. not even my own sometimes. too stoned.
27. DO YOU SHOP FOR PRESENTS YOURSELF?
sometimes if i remember birthdays.
28. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALL?
yeah quite tall.
29. HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES/BOOTS..ETC, DO YOU OWN?
a few. converse. vans. nikes. that sort of stuff.
30. IS A WOMANS PLACE IN THE HOME?
um. i dont get it?
31. DO YOU SHAVE ANYWHERE ELSE BUT YOUR FACE?
(; yeah. i like to keep it neat and tidy. but i heard some chicks like it natural?
32. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SMART?
no. not particularly.
33. ARE YOU SMART?
um. hello. im not that stupid.
34. ARE YOU EASILY OFFENDED?
no. goes straight over my head. cant be fucked getting offended.
35. CAN YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
no. probably over a girl. probably drunk.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT HIT IN THE NUTS?
i dont remember. when i was twelve?
37. WHAT IS YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE?
ciderrrr.
38. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF A GIRL ASKED YOU OUT?
if she was hot id say yes.
39. SHOULD SHE PAY FOR THE MEAL/MOVIE?
whatever. if she wants to.
40. IS THE FEET SIZE MYTH TRUE IN YOUR CASE?
what myth? ima say yessir.
41. HAVE YOU GOT ANY TATTOOS?
i have a few. a have a little x i did myself with a pin on my hand. and i have a star on my hip. just a small one.
42. HAVE YOU GOT ANY PIERCINGS?
my dick. just kidding. no, but i had my lip pierced when i was sixteen. took it out though.
43. DID YOU EVER HAVE A MULLET?
no way dude.
44. HAVE YOU GOT ANY FACIAL HAIR?
yeah i dont shave every day.
45. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO SHOWER?
ten minutes? maybe more.
46. EVER PEED IN A PUBLIC SHOWER?
ive never even been in a public shower.
47. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A FIGHT?
last weekend. i get mean when im drunk.
48. DO YOU FIND ANY FEMALE COMEDIANS FUNNY?
i honestly cant think of any female comedians.
49. DO YOU THINK HOUSEWIVES HAVE AN EASY JOB?
um. yeah?
50. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON PONYTRADER.COM?
lmao. wtf is that?

SUMMARY OF DINO.

dino was born in greece, but the family moved to california as soon as dino was flight ready. both of his parents are greek, hence his name. well, his first name. his surname is kinda not greek sounding. he doesnt speak greek, he never wanted to learn as a child though his parents did pressure him to. he was a smart kid in grade school, but when he his his teenage years he started going off the rails a little. he started smoking at fourteen and is still smoking now. he started partying soon after and drank quite heavily, quite regularly. his parents tried to calm these bad habits down, but he just fought against them. he does not like his parents at all. he dropped out of high school when he hit sixteen. just because he couldnt be bothered with it anymore. he just wanted to get high and skate around. school wasnt for him. he has had girlfriends in the past, but they have mainly been physical only. and hes never been in love. he has never found someone he enjoys spending time with. well, time in which both of them were actually clothed. he doesnt know what love is supposed to be like. hes not really sure he wants to experience it. he just loves random hook ups. and whilst he is definitely straight, he wouldnt say no to anything if he was drunk.

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