Post by BRODY SINCLAIR. on Jul 26, 2010 14:04:08 GMT
brody dixon sinclair. ------------------
BASICS »
1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
its brody. brody sinclair. i dont have any nicknames. so call me brody.
2. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
im nineteen. almost twenty.
3. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?
seventh of august.
4. ARE YOU A GIRL?
no. haha. so this is made for a girl, right?
5. DO YOU LIKE BOYS OR GIRLS?
i like girls. im a straight ass mofo.
6. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
i live in california. roseneath actually.
7. DO YOU HAVE ANY BROTHERS OR SISTERS?
im an only child. but my dad has another daughter. bastard. shes twenty, shes called abigail. uh, if she didnt have some of my blood id think she was hot. i hate her still though.
8. DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN TEN WORDS.
easy. hot. cool. awesome. rich. fly. flirty. totally not stubborn.
9. LIST TEN OF YOUR FAVOURITE THINGS.
girls. sex. technology. fruit juice. the beach. working out. running. tess. sunshine. a&f.
10. LIST TEN THINGS YOU REALLY HATE.
snow. my dad. musicals. classical music. hangovers. skinny jeans. fake ass bitches. myspace. giving up. this survey.
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FUNNIES »
1. WHERE DO YOU GO TO SHOP FOR CLOTHES?
abercrombie and fitch. and hollisters. those are my favorites. uh, some designer shit. yeah, whatever i fancy.
2. DO YOU BUY YOUR OWN GROCERIES?
i live with my mum. so no.
3. DO YOU THINK PEOPLE TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOU'RE BACK?
probably. im a bit of a slore. you know, like, a slut/whore.
4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A SOUR GUMMY WORM?
when i was nine? fuck knows.
5. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT?
mango. or pineapple. theyre lush as.
6. IF THERE WAS A FIRE, WHAT WOULD BE THE FIRST THING YOU WOULD GRAB?
my blackberry. for sure.
7. DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF DOING A CARTWHEEL?
no...
8. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO BUILD SOMETHING?
yeah. i built a bird box when i was little. and i built one of those remote control cars when i was, like, twelve with my dad.
9. DO YOU PLAY WITH LEGOS?
not for years.
10. DO YOU PLAY WITH BARBIES?
totally.
11. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS?
i dont know? like cinderella and shit?
12. DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
no. i prefer the whole one night thing. im not into serious relationships.
13. WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE BLUE SKIN OR PURPLE SKIN?
blue. smurfer dude.
14. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A SUNBURN?
yeah. on my back and chest. killed.
15. HAVE YOU EATEN SNOW?
yes. but only the white stuff remember.
16. HAVE YOU WATCHED STAR WARS, ANY OF THE SIX?
no. i prefer comedy. not sci-fi. it sucks.
17. DO YOU HAVE A FUZZY PEN?
is that code for something?
18. DO YOU FIX YOUR BED?
like make it in the morning? yeah i do. i like my room to be tidy.
19. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BEDSHEETS?
hokay. this is a little weird? but theyre blue.
20. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?
nah.
21. WHAT IS THE COOLEST LAMP YOU OWN?
rofl. i dont have any lamps. oh. a lava lamp!
22. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER?
sunflower? or red roses. thats what i like to give best. i dont really like flowers.
23. DID YOU GO OR DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PROM?
i went last year with this blonde chick. she was hot. she asked me.
24. WHAT DOES YOUR TISSUE BOX LOOK LIKE?
empty (; no. im kidding. its the same as all the others from the store. probably the same as yours.
25. DID YOU EVER OPEN A LEMONADE STAND?
no. if i made lemonade myself people would die. serious.
26. WERE YOU OR ARE YOU IN BALLET?
no. was this survey made for a girl or something?
27. DO YOU LISTEN TO CLASSICAL MUSIC?
no. just no. hate it.
28. WHAT'S THE LONGEST BOOK YOU'VE READ?
like, to kill a mockingbird? have you read it? definitely the best book ive read.
29. WHAT SMILEY BEST REPRESENTS YOU?
30. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE STUCK?
well, i heard google is your friend.
31. DO YOU HAVE A "WACKY NOODLE"?
right. thats totally code for something dirty. im gonna go with... yes.
32. DO YOU HAVE YOUR OWN POOL?
yeah. when my mum and dad got a divorce my dad gave my mum a lot of cash. we got a big house and it had a pool. and a hot tub. i love that tub.
33. DO YOU HAVE A WEBSITE WHERE YOU PUT YOUR PICTURES ON?
like facebook? doesnt everyone?
34. DO YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB?
not anymore kiddos.
35. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU WANT?
i got a car. my dad thinks that buying me a load of stuff will make me hate him less. hes wrong. but he doesnt need to know that. i got a white range rover.
36. LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
eggs.
37. LAST NICE THING YOU DID FOR SOMEONE?
well. i was with this girl last night. and i bought her a drink? i dont know. haha. its bad, but i dont do a lot of nice stuff.
38. DO YOU MAKE PRESENTS?
nooo. i buy them.
39. DO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN JEWELRY?
even if i wanted to i wouldnt know ho.
40. HOW MANY QUESTIONS ARE LEFT IN THIS SURVEY?
hopefully one more. D:
41. ARE YOU IN ADVANCED CLASSES?
english. did i mention im awesome at english?
42. DO PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU AS SMART?
not really. hot, yes. smart, no.
43. DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING?
hot chicks phone numbers.
44. DO YOU COLLECT A SERIES OF A CERTAIN BOOK?
theres only one to kill a mockingbird, right?
45. WHAT TIME IS IT?
like, half three.
46. IS YOUR AWAY MESSAGE ON?
on my im? no, im available. in more sense than one.
47. DO A LOT OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE XANGA?
wtf is xanga?
48. DO YOU HAVE A CREDIT CARD?
yes <3
49. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO HAWAII?
i have. its great. nice hot weather and the beaches are to die for.
50. DO YOU MAKE YOUR OWN CARDS?
no.
51. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED GLUING YOUR FINGERS TOGETHER?
yes! and then you peel it off and its like youre taking a layer of skin off? its so much fun.
52. WHAT WAS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU'VE DONE?
ive done a bunch of pretty stupid things. i honestly dont think i could name one. but if there had to be one it would be... uh... buying a luis vuitton handbag for my ex girlfriend. the bitch. she told everyone i got her pregnant. she had the baby and it turned out it wasnt mine. so yeah. another stupid thing i did was not wear a condom.
53. HOW MANY LANGUAGES DO YOU KNOW?
just english.
54. CAN YOU SKIP STONES?
yah.
55. DID YOU LIKE THIS SURVEY?
dont make me laugh. id honestly rather have watched grass grow. in the desert. who the fuck wrote this?
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TODAY »
& WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?
uh, quite warm. i hate to put shorts on.
& WHAT DID YOU DO?
not much. just, like, on my laptop?
& HAVE YOU EATEN BREAKFAST YET?
yeah, duh, its half three in the afternoon.
& WHAT DID YOU EAT?
toast? i cant remember.
& WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK OUT THE WINDOW OR DOOR?
the road? and cars? and the street.
& HAVE YOU EXERCISED?
yes. pretty much every day i work out. i went for a run this morning.
& WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE DAY OR TOMORROW?
rest of today? uh, go to the movies? not much planned to be honest.
& WHEN DID YOU WAKE UP?
about five and a half hours ago.
& HAVE YOU EATEN LUNCH YET?
yessir.
& WHAT DID YOU EAT?
ok. why does it matter what i ate? but i had eggs.
& HAVE YOU GONE OUT TO EAT AND WHERE?
no. not today. this survey sucks.
& DID YOU BUY ANYTHING?
no.
& HAS SOMETHING CHANGED DRASTICALLY TODAY?
um. no?
& ARE YOU HAPPY?
yeah. i am actually.
& DID YOU SING ALOUD TODAY?
yes. haha. but i try not to. im tone deaf :\
& DID YOU TALK TO A FRIEND ON THE PHONE?
mmhmm, to arrange tonight.
& ON AIM?
i dont use that much.
& IN PERSON?
nope.
& DID YOU GET MAIL?
nah. i never get mail.
& WHAT WAS IT (JUNK, BILLS, PERSONAL LETTERS)?
um. i didnt get mail?
& HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU GONE TO THE BATHROOM SO FAR?
ok. stalker much?
& HAVE YOU TAKEN A NAP?
no. no time to nap.
& HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE COMPUTER?
a few hours. i should take a break.
& WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO AT THE MOMENT?
well, im watching the hangover. so im listening to that.
& WHAT IS ONE THING THAT HAPPENED TODAY THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET?
nothing. haha. boring day so far.
& IS ANYONE IN THE ROOM WITH YOU?
my dog. shes called tess.
& ARE YOU FEELING LAZY?
not really.
& ARE YOU FEELING BORED?
a little. id rather be with my friends or something.
& WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED TODAY?
i did some homework but thats it. it was english. im awesome at english. jsyk.
& WAS THERE ANY QUESTIONS THAT WERE REPEATED?
yeah. i noticed the one about what i ate? who wrote this fucking survey?
JACK. SEVENTEEN. GMT. KELLAN LUTZ. NADA. EPIMETHEUS.
