BAINTON, kinsey.

[KINSEY BAINTON.]

kinsey nicholle bainton. -------------

kinsey's facebook about me.

let's dance, douche bag! skittles & fosters is the key to my pants heart.
twitter.com/baintonnn

kinsey's facebook info.

gender: female
birthday: april 3rd
age: 19
relationship status: married to ellie collins
parents: sara bainton and leon bainton

interested in: men
looking for: friends

favourite quotations: a true friend is one soul in two bodies - aristotle.
it's not a cab my friend, i promise you - nick o'leary.
be as you wish to seem - socrates.
i still have your underwear.
i still have your virginity! - paulie bleeker & juno macguff.
everything chandler bing ever said.

university: roseneath uni
high school: roseneath high

kinsey's facebook survey.

facebook survey taken today

TEN HOW'S:
how did you get one of your scars? uh, i have one on my calf, i fell off a bench in the park
how did you celebrate your last birthday? my nineteenth! we made a nineteen out of domino's and knocked it over but it didn't work, ate skittles and threw them at each other, dropped water balloons out of the window. we'd googled my birthday the week before and found out it was 'don't go to work unless it's fun' day so we stayed away from school and just got drunk, best birthday ever
how are you feeling at this moment? amaaaaaazing, it's good to be me
how did your night go last night? great! my nights are always great
how did you do in high school? uh amazingly obviously
how did you get the shirt you're wearing? stole it from a homeless person
how often do you see your best friend? i live with her, she's epic win
how much money did you spend last month? i have no money, i steal from ellie and spend it all on skittles and fosters
how old do you want to be when you get married? 390482 billion. i don't know, when it's right?
how old will you be at your next birthday? twenty. legit, i'm old

NINE WHAT'S:
your mothers name? princess consuela banan hammock. legit. no it's actually sara jennings.
what did you do last weekend? uh wandered around roseneath with a picnic basket full of alcohol and kiwi fruit
what is the most important part of your life? uh, i guess i'm supposed to say college right?
what would you rather be doing? i'm living the dream baby
what did you last cry over? i watched finding nemo two days ago
what always makes you feel better when you're upset? smelly ellie, skittles & fosters, not necessarily in that order
what's the most important thing you look for in a significant other? conversation skills, mutual interests, ability to drink large amounts of alcohol, lack of facial hair & penis
what are you worried about? global warming & david cameron, wait no, i'm not
what did you have for breakfast? a bottle of milk & some twizzlers at 1pm

EIGHT HAVE YOU'S:
have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend? yes, anyone who says they haven't is lying
have you ever had your heart broken? no, or i'd be dead. i've been upset before
have you ever been out of the country? yeah, italy & london & greece & canada are just some of the places i've partied
have you ever done something outrageously dumb? nah. averagely dumb, but not outrageously
have you ever been back stabbed by a friend? no. i pick my friends carefully
have you ever had sex on the beach? crossed off my bucket list bby
have you ever dated someone younger than you? i guess by a few months or something, no jailbait though
have you ever read an entire book in one day? uh yes, deathly hallows, true harry potter superfan right here

SEVEN WHO'S:
who was the last person you saw? ellie's looking over my shoulder and shouting at me right now
who was the last person you texted? your mom
who was the last person you hungout with? ellie
who was the last person to call you? my brother
who did you last hug? a dinosaur
who is the last person who texted you? my brother
who was the last person you said "i love you" to? ellie, of course

SIX WHERE'S:
where does your best friend live? with me, we're that epic
where did you last go? wal mart, ellie sent me for milk and i bought cakes
where did you last hang out? outside of my apartment? the park, hahah
where do you go to school? roseneath university, ftw! i do classical civilisation & philosophy, i'm an old brainbox, i am
where is your favorite place to be? right here on this rug
where did you sleep last night? my bed, actually

FIVE DO'S/DOES:
do you like someone right now? there was this homeless guy on the way back from wal mart, he was beautiful
do you think anyone likes you? i think i'd know if they did
do you ever wish you were someone else? never ever ever, my life is better than anyones
do you know the muffin man? the muffin man?
does the future scare you? it should but it doesn't

FOUR WHY'S:
why are you best friends with your best friend(s)? i'm not, i hate her, sometimes she pretends she doesn't know me
why did you get a facebook? to prove how many friends i have
why did your parents give you the name you have? i don't know, it's a unisex name and it means kings victory or something, i guess it means i'm made of win
why are you doing this survey? because i'm bored

THREE IF'S:
if you could have one super power what would it be? uh .. something fun
if you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? no, don't you watch those movies where people go back in time and change one tiny thing and then everything changes?! i'd probably end up erasing myself from the universe, or is that doctor who?
if you were stranded on a deserted island & could bring 1 thing what would you bring? a bottomless cooler that never got empty

TWO WOULD-YOU-EVER'S:
would you ever get back together with any of your exes if they asked you? uh no probably not?
would you ever shave your head to save someone you love? yeah because so many people die of baldness every day and my donated hair will help them live. no i wouldn't.

ONE LAST QUESTION
are you happy with your life right now? yeah i am, i'd change things if i wasn't

anteros.

in greek mythology, anteros was the god of requited love, literally "love returned" or "counter-love" and also the punisher of those who scorn love and the advances of others, or the avenger of unrequited love. anteros was the son of ares and aphrodite in greek mythology, given to his brother eros, who was lonely, as a playmate, the rationale being that love must be answered if it is to prosper. physically, he is depicted as similar to eros in every way, but with long hair and plumed butterfly wings. he has been described also as armed with either a golden club or arrows of lead. anteros, with eros, was one of a host of winged love gods called erotes, the ever-youthful winged gods of love, usually depicted as winged boys in the company of aphrodite or her attendant goddesses.

AMY. SIXTEEN. GMT. JESSICA FORREST. NONE YET. ANTEROS.